23 Dec The Next Epidemic Is Upon Us!
SNOWBOLA! Reddit user CalvinRocky whom resides in Colorado is the first documented case that I’ve personally seen. Shown in his letter to his boss stating “All recent snowfall has resulted in me contracting snowbola(very similar to ebola). In effort to reduce spreading the disease I will not be in the office tomorrow.”
CalvinRocky we wish you an unspeedy recovery and hope you get to stay out of the office for at least a week. Here in the PNW we’re still dealing with that Pineapple Flu. Maybe you should come visit us here and spread some of that Snowbola.
*cough* *cough* I think I’m coming down with something soon too